Month: January 2023

Bertie here, back with a major problem- the unusually long cold snap has meant that my entire cheese supply- my

Here are the headlines for the week to come… courtesy of Bertie the legendary but humble, friendly but reserved, portly

Dear friends, I apologise for the slight delay to this email but I have been investigating like a real writer

Well, thanks a lot for that Bertie- we give you a house and we pay you your actual body weight

If anyone sees the Rector, will you tell him I’m not doing it? I’ve just written 14 thank you notes