#331 what goes round and round and ISN’T the wheels on the bus?
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle, I want
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#330 pieces of cheese eaten in the last 3.5 days
Hello from a very happy and content parish mouse. Some kind parishioner made me a trail of cheese on Sunday,
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#329 Can anyone help Bertie cool his cheese down?
Bertie here, and I’m still humming the beautiful music from Sunday’s Festival of Peace. It really was a wonderful afternoon
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#328: My vote goes to whoever will get rid of Larry the Cat, the Terror of the good mice of Downing Street
The photo above portrays the full deception of the leaders of the parish who went to the inordinate lengths of
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#327: Tithings Group Special
As you might well remember from about 3 years ago, or not, Tithings Groups are the way in which St
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#326: Going to need a smaller table for the cabinet to gather at tomorrow
Bertie here. I had a very exciting trip out this week in Cara’s bag- you can nearly see me sticking
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#325: would be a very long Afternoon Tea
I do like a party! Bertie here, as you know- the last big exciting get-together was for the Platinum Jubilee
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#324: the week which gives trainspotting a whole new meaning- “I saw one. I really, really did. Cubs honour.”
Bertie here, back with good news- or alright news depending on who you are- Richard is all better and looking
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#323: plenty of seats free on planes going to Rwanda, it seems…
Dear friends, Bertie here once more- it is so sunny and warm that I have even had to take my
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#332: ” A week is a long time in politics”
Welcome to a BONUS BIT OF BERTIE’S BRILLIANCE! It could not be more exciting- people have been besieging the Rectory
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