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With the daring and elan you have come to expect from one of the most respected 75 mouse reporters in

The photo above shows Bertie at his most dictatorial, following a freak accident where his typing paw got squashed underneath

Bertie’s Helpful List of Zoom Links Tuesday the 22nd at 6pm: Installation of the Rev’d Richard Lamey as an Honorary

Hello again! Joke of the day… A sandwich walks into a pub. And the barman screams at him: “Get out.

I have to tell you that I, Bertram the Churchmouse, had a very narrow escape on Sunday. I came along

Congratulations to Tim Stannard, the lone winner (and sole entrant, in truth) who recognised John Betjeman staring up at the

Hello, everyone- Bertie has gone back to his source at Westminster Cathedral because he has it on good authority that

Hello, everyone- Bertie here back with some news which will blow your mind. It has taken me a while to

Bertie here, once more, with a long and exciting litany of date and ideas and important things. I have been

Don’t forget to wear bright colours or party clothes to come to Church this Sunday for the birthday of the