#282: How much do you think we could sell all of the petrol for the Church lawnmowers for at the moment?
Dear all, Bertie is not able to write at the moment because he has donned one of the Church’s yellow
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#281: The return of the mouse
My dearest friends, I have returned from my summer of adventuring, by popular demand. I am a little hurt by
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#280: How does one apply to be Education Secretary?
Important Notices and News a) As you may well have heard by now, Charlie the St Paul’s Church Dog sadly
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#279: can’t seem to find the score from the 5th Cricket Test anywhere
News It is with great sadness that I have to announce the death of Geraldine Lea yesterday in the RBH.
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#278: is it the summer yet?
Events in the next 10 days 1) The Churchyard Team are meeting on Saturday to work alongside the Community Payback
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#277 Time to buy your new school shoes
Morning, everyone. Things are fairly straightforward, I hope, in theory, this weekend- 9.30 at St Paul’s with Cara and Richard,
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#276 Start of the thrilling Paralympics
Dear friends, Romans and countrypeople, Good morning. I have this morning received a postcard from Bertie the Churchmouse- it took
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#275: Why has it felt like March for the 19 weeks since it actually was March?
Dear friends, With Bertie still hitch-hiking from secret cheese cellar to secret cheese cellar all across Continental Europe, he is
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#274: Not a lot of things in the news to joke about at the moment
Some quick things to think about and remember at the moment- do please read them carefully because they might apply
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#273: The Legendary Bus to Petts Wood (Google tells me)
Hello again- welcome back to anyone who has been gadding around, congratulations to everyone who received hard-earned exam results this
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