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‘Tis I, Bertram the legendary Churchmouse. I have been busy these last days wheelbarrowing my 7th best cheese stack from

Bertie here once more, back with all of the longevity of Indiana Jones, and ready to drop wisdom like a

As you know, we have a good relationship with Bishop Hall, who used to work with Mother Jane in London,

My dear friends, I have done very well this week- first we had the outstanding parish BBQ on Sunday which

Hello, dearest friends- it is getting to be one of my favourite times of the year- what is not to

Dear chums, I had a shocking moment of realisation this week. I have always used the word cheesy to mean

Bertie here with another thrilling and action-packed epistle- rather like my life. I am the Macavity of mice- ooh, actually,

Bertie here- there is a pause in the thrilling Test Match so I have time, just, to remind you that

My dear friends, I have returned from my sojurn in the country and am thrilled to be back, laden with

Well, Bertie has not come back from Gloucestershire- apparently, the wind is against him so his balloon would only be