#363: how has it got so cold again? I would like a refund, please.
Hello again, dear friends- tis I, Bertie your favourite Churchmouse, back to delight and regale you with news and suggestions
Read MoreHello again, dear friends- tis I, Bertie your favourite Churchmouse, back to delight and regale you with news and suggestions
Read MoreHello again! Bertie here, your faithful friend, fresh from a big adventure in Winnersh where the Wednesday 5,6, 7, 8
Read MoreHello- Bertie here, having failed in his quest to find the legendary Holy Grail of cheeses- and so it is
Read MoreHello! Bertie is on tour, visiting ice houses in the grounds of National Trust houses to find the Holy Grail
Read MoreHello! Your good friend Bertram here, the journalistic mouse- I was meant to be following a lead today on a
Read MoreBertie here, back with a major problem- the unusually long cold snap has meant that my entire cheese supply- my
Read MoreHere are the headlines for the week to come… courtesy of Bertie the legendary but humble, friendly but reserved, portly
Read MoreDear friends, I apologise for the slight delay to this email but I have been investigating like a real writer
Read MoreWell, thanks a lot for that Bertie- we give you a house and we pay you your actual body weight
Read MoreIf anyone sees the Rector, will you tell him I’m not doing it? I’ve just written 14 thank you notes
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